Lawrence Bonk  (May 3, 2015)
Raging Bull Gets Loose in Florida. A Deputy’s Patrol Car Catches His Attention and Sparks Fly.

“Oh, he was definitely looking for more than just charging the car…”

Chris Enloe  (May 3, 2015)
A City Councilman in Texas Forgets To Mute His Mic Before Using The Restroom. The Rest is History.

An embarrassing situation for the councilman, but a hilarious situation for everyone else.

Chris Enloe  (May 3, 2015)
Don’t Mess with This 73-Year-Old Marine’s Dog, He’ll Punch a Bear in the Face

“I ain’t run from nothing; I never have in my whole life…”

Kyle Becker  (May 3, 2015)
SNL ‘Steals’ a Look at Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight of the Century’ with Pirated Broadcast

…”to order it on Pay-Per-View for the very reasonable cost of… one month’s food.”

Jed Smith  (May 2, 2015)
She Peeks Behind a Full-Length Mirror at a Comedy Club. What She Sees Isn’t Funny – It’s Disturbing.

“We specialize in making people feel very uncomfortable. It’s why we’re successful today.”

Kyle Becker  (May 2, 2015)
Shirtless Man Shows Police He’s Fed Up with Capitalism by Breaking All the Rules of… Basketball?

This has gotta be some kind of record.

Kyle Becker  (May 2, 2015)
May Day Anarchists Explain How They’re Taking Down ‘Broken Capitalist System.’ Then Sh*t Gets Real.

“You can start by chugging this beer.”

Lawrence Bonk  (May 1, 2015)
Stoner’s ‘To-Do’ List Found at Home of Investigation Was So Absurd the Police Just Had to Tweet it Out

They aren’t really doing themselves any favors…

Shawn Bevans  (May 1, 2015)
Man Was So Proud to Become American He Had to Find the Perfect Suit. He Did – And For a Great Reason

“I’ll make a complete fool of myself and…”

Jed Smith  (May 1, 2015)
Yelp Bookstore Review Slams a Store Only ‘Raging Conservatives’ Would Like. The Response Is…Snarky


Victoria Taft  (May 1, 2015)
A Foreign Mayor Calls Marie Harf a ‘Stupid Blonde’. So Her Colleague Responds With a Startling Photo

“Where are you stupid blonde…”

Michael Hausam  (May 1, 2015)
Everyone’s Talking About One Woman’s ‘Old School’ Message to Those Rioting in Baltimore

“You got so mad at Freddy’s death that you came to my place of business and set it on fire???”

Chris Enloe  (April 30, 2015)
One Brave Sixth Grader Cuts Off The President For Rambling On Over A Simple Question

‘Yeah, I think you sort of covered everything about that…’

Conor Swanberg  (April 30, 2015)
Robert Downey Jr. Goes On Air to Tell Everyone Exactly Why He Walked Out of ‘Creepy’ Interview

“That is more than likely a syphilitic parasite…”

Colin Chocola  (April 29, 2015)
A Visual Guide To Which Republican Presidential Candidates Would Attend A Gay Wedding

Their answers are all over the map.

Victoria Taft  (April 28, 2015)
Ivy Frat Suspended For Not Using Beyonce Sex Doll in a Politically Correct Way

“What we do is uncomfortable, it is confrontational, but it is necessary. And we always do it out of love for ourselves”…

Victoria Taft  (April 28, 2015)
When a Fan Asks JJ Watt for a Note to Skip Work for a Good Reason, He Shows Why He’s a Superstar

“The thing is, I have no authority to excuse her…”

Lawrence Bonk  (April 27, 2015)
Showboat Flexes His ‘Guns’ for the Crowd…Then He Gets Humbled Big-Time by Someone Unexpected

“You’ve been stoned, my brother!”

Jennifer Van Laar  (April 26, 2015)
Adorable 7-Year-Old Daughter of Same-Sex Parents Gives Her Explanation of Where Babies Come From

‘If you’re a kid with two moms and you don’t know how to explain it to other kids or people…’

Brendan McGlone  (April 26, 2015)
Street Artist Finds Comedic Way of Making Sure Local Government Doesn’t Miss Those Potholes.

If you’re offended by ‘comedic phalluses,’ this might not be your thing…

Lawrence Bonk  (April 26, 2015)
Obama ‘Unites’ Audience of White House Reporters by Slamming 10 Famous Conservatives. One. By. One.

The “post-partisan” president once again shows why America is more divided than ever.

Katie LaPotin  (April 26, 2015)
Hillary Asks People to Put Free Bumper Stickers on Their Cats. Here are the Sarcastic Responses.

“Where will you stick yours?”

Michael Hausam  (April 26, 2015)
A Comedian Brilliantly Explains Why He’s Not Jealous Of Others’ Success – In Fact, He Roots for It

“It’s 180 degrees from the truth”…

Michael Hausam  (April 26, 2015)
Valerie Jarrett Sends Out Mindblowing Tweet ‘Thanking’ Eric Holder. Then Sh*t Got Real on Twitter.

“it’s a little late for an April Fool’s joke…”