Benny Johnson  (February 27, 2015)
14 Reasons Why CPAC Is Comic-Con For Conservatives

Zombies, superheroes, and those crazy chairs…

Victoria Taft  (February 26, 2015)
Rachel Maddow Pays a Rare Compliment to Fox News, But Saves Her Best for Host Bill O’Reilly

‘They’re able to attract real talent, you know, real journalistic talent…’

Colin Chocola  (February 26, 2015)
The 17 Things That Can Only Happen At CPAC

“What do MLK Jr., Friedrich Hayek, Milton Friedman, and Ayn Rand have in common?”

Lawrence Bonk  (February 26, 2015)
Police Spot ‘ISIS’ Propaganda and Crash a House Only to Discover They’ve Made a Hysterical Blunder

Police raided a woman’s home in Sweden after they thought they saw ISIS propaganda…

Daniela Muñoz  (February 26, 2015)
Student Who Thinks He’s Getting Out of Class Is Shocked to Find University President in His Driveway

He probably didn’t think the president would take him seriously…

Colin Chocola  (February 24, 2015)
ISIS Is Back With A Super-Duper Scary Training Video To Intimidate Western Infidels

This will make you pee your pants . . .

Larry O'Connor  (February 24, 2015)
Sesame Street Reimagines ‘House Of Cards’ In Hilarious Muppet Parody

Who’s afraid of the Big, Bad Underwolf?

Lawrence Bonk  (February 23, 2015)
Alleged Iraq Vet Shovels Snow for 4 Hours Then Leaves a Classic Sign to Warn Parking Spot Thieves

“A Boston parking space-saver I respect…”

Joseph Perticone  (February 23, 2015)
Jeb Bush Dropped an Epic Retro Bomb on Instagram — but It Has Deeper History behind It

Get ready to be taken back… to the 70s.

Nick Morpus  (February 23, 2015)
Who Had the Last Laugh? 15 of the Funniest Comments About #Oscars2015

Matthew McConaughey’s ‘living in my Lincoln beard’ was a hot topic…

Dave Jorgenson  (February 23, 2015)
If Congress Hosted the Oscars…

Eerily similar…

Colin Chocola  (February 23, 2015)
John Travolta Went Full ‘Joe Biden’ When Creeping Around Stars at The Oscars

Watch the hands, guys . . .

Benny Johnson  (February 23, 2015)
That Time Hillary Clinton Dressed Up As An Oscar

Hill is a Golden Girl?

Frank Camp  (February 21, 2015)
GOP Senator Drops Bombs on White House’s Ludicrous Question on How to Fight ‘Violent Extremism’

Senator who fought in Iraq drops some bombs on this lame question.

Frank Camp  (February 21, 2015)
Why, Oh God, Why?! MSNBC Cancels Two of the More Unintentionally Entertaining Shows On Its Network

The poorer the ratings, the crazier they get…

Conor Swanberg  (February 21, 2015)
New York Mayor De Blasio’s Police Commissioner Thinks ‘Breath Mints and Baby Oil’ are the Best Way to Help NYPD

This would never work…

Mike Miller  (February 21, 2015)
Vice President Biden’s History of ‘Joe Being Joe’ Compiled in One 62-Second Video

Our “hands on” Veep in action…

Mike Miller  (February 21, 2015)
Drill Sergeant Laughs Out Loud While He Explains to New Recruit Why His Weapon Isn’t Firing

The primary requirement for firing a weapon is…

Dave Jorgenson  (February 20, 2015)
Joe Biden’s Lack of Self-Awareness While Publicly Groping Someone’s Wife Has Its Own Top 10 List

“Ever heard of a Second ‘Second’ Lady?”

Dave Jorgenson  (February 20, 2015)
Kim Jong Un’s New Haircut Makes Him 24% More Aerodynamic & Other Scientific Findings

It’s called fashion. Look it up.

Vanessa Berben  (February 20, 2015)
Dad Having Fun Kayaking With the Family Gets An Unexpected Admirer Out on the Water

Excuse me Sir, there’s something behind you…

Colin Chocola  (February 20, 2015)
The Pentagon’s Viagra Splurge Might Make You Stand Up and Explode

This article may leave you excited for over four hours.

Larry O'Connor  (February 20, 2015)
Ever Wonder Why ‘Moms Get Nothing Done’? Maybe Her ‘Little Helper’ Can Explain

What have you done today?

Nick Morpus  (February 19, 2015)
Man Fed Up with Airport Security Finds Way to Make Sure He Never Sets Off the Metal Detector… Ever

Well, that’s one way to deal with TSA…