“You are first on our list for sacrificing.”
Dudes hiding with the lingerie mannequins for the win…
At the 1:00 mark, she takes it to a whole new level…
Like water and oil. Well, more like fire and oil.
Jeb Bush can’t stop making the news.
“Be Tarzan, I don’t care…”
Students are protesting the decision…
“I had to submit three letters of recommendation, AND they called my ex-boyfriend.”
“This ain’t the Autobahn…”
Rand Paul was a movie star in his former life.
It wasn’t a foul ball…
Not sure if that was on the menu…
“We want to make being nice cool again.”
“Isn’t that the exact same spot where…”
“It was just an honest mistake…”
If a picture’s worth a thousand words…
“They need to do a little more investigation.”
It was just a small dent in the rear bumper…at first.
“I can only confirm that our Twitter account has been hacked and we are trying to rectify the situation…”
“I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is…”