“Oh, he was definitely looking for more than just charging the car…”
An embarrassing situation for the councilman, but a hilarious situation for everyone else.
“I ain’t run from nothing; I never have in my whole life…”
…”to order it on Pay-Per-View for the very reasonable cost of… one month’s food.”
“We specialize in making people feel very uncomfortable. It’s why we’re successful today.”
This has gotta be some kind of record.
“You can start by chugging this beer.”
They aren’t really doing themselves any favors…
“I’ll make a complete fool of myself and…”
“Where are you stupid blonde…”
“You got so mad at Freddy’s death that you came to my place of business and set it on fire???”
‘Yeah, I think you sort of covered everything about that…’
“That is more than likely a syphilitic parasite…”
Their answers are all over the map.
“What we do is uncomfortable, it is confrontational, but it is necessary. And we always do it out of love for ourselves”…
“The thing is, I have no authority to excuse her…”
“You’ve been stoned, my brother!”
‘If you’re a kid with two moms and you don’t know how to explain it to other kids or people…’
If you’re offended by ‘comedic phalluses,’ this might not be your thing…
The “post-partisan” president once again shows why America is more divided than ever.
“Where will you stick yours?”
“It’s 180 degrees from the truth”…
“it’s a little late for an April Fool’s joke…”