Reid Mene  (May 29, 2015)
Rapper ‘Lil Mama’ Makes a Vulgar Video About ‘Sausage’ — And It Turns Into a Twitter Hate Fest

“You are first on our list for sacrificing.”

Victoria Taft  (May 28, 2015)
Ever Seen a Guy Like This at the Mall? ‘Miserable Men’ Instagram Gives Glimpse Into the Phenomenon

Dudes hiding with the lingerie mannequins for the win…

Kara Pendleton  (May 28, 2015)
Player Brings Daughter to Another Presser. This Time, She Steals the Show With a Game of Hide & Seek

At the 1:00 mark, she takes it to a whole new level…

Frank Camp  (May 28, 2015)
Ann Coulter v. Jorge Ramos on Immigration — A Prize-Fight You Have to See

Like water and oil. Well, more like fire and oil.

Colin Chocola  (May 27, 2015)
Chrome Extension Replaces ‘Jeb Bush’ & ‘Marco Rubio’ with ‘Florida Man,’ Makes Political News Better

Jeb Bush can’t stop making the news.

Lawrence Bonk  (May 27, 2015)
Airline Passengers Forced to Wait on Runway For Hours—But Then Pilots Save the Day with a ‘Special Delivery’

“Good on you, Delta.”

Shawn Bevans  (May 26, 2015)
Fox & Friends Hosts’ ‘Manly’ Attempts to Show Viewers How to Change a Tire End in Hilarious Failure

‘I’m not kidding you…’

Shawn Bevans  (May 26, 2015)
Do You Find Yourself Disrespecting the American Flag? Well, You’re Pissing Off ‘Aunt Boo’

“Be Tarzan, I don’t care…”

Shawn Bevans  (May 26, 2015)
High School Students’ Massive ‘Biology’ Prank Now Has Them Facing Criminal Charges

Students are protesting the decision…

Reid Mene  (May 26, 2015)
Daring Couples Agreed to Let Their Partners Go Through Cell Phone History — Here’s What Happened

This could end poorly.

Frank Camp  (May 26, 2015)
GOP Releases ‘Behind the Scenes’ Video on How Hillary’s ‘Roundtable Discussions’ Actually Go Down

“I had to submit three letters of recommendation, AND they called my ex-boyfriend.”

Jed Smith  (May 26, 2015)
A Reckless German Driver Forgets Where He Is—’Til a Highway Cop Gives Him Painful Refresher Course

“This ain’t the Autobahn…”

Dave Jorgenson  (May 26, 2015)
We Asked a Psychic to Predict the 2016 Presidential Election. Here are the Results…

Rand Paul was a movie star in his former life.

Lawrence Bonk  (May 25, 2015)
Man at a Baseball Game Makes an Amazing One-Handed Grab…with a Twist

It wasn’t a foul ball…

Lawrence Bonk  (May 25, 2015)
When a Waitress Gets Felt Up by a Rowdy Customer, She Shows Him Another Way to Get ‘Served’

Not sure if that was on the menu…

Victoria Taft  (May 25, 2015)
Dancing Man Shows Off His Moves on the Baseball Diamond After a Week of Living Large in Los Angeles

“We want to make being nice cool again.”

Kara Pendleton  (May 25, 2015)
Twitter Users Share Hilarious Reactions to Little Girl’s Meltdown When She Sees Obama

“Isn’t that the exact same spot where…”

Katie LaPotin  (May 25, 2015)
Scott Brown’s Daughter Tells the NFL How it Should Rule on Tom Brady’s Deflategate Appeal

“It was just an honest mistake…”

Katie LaPotin  (May 25, 2015)
The Difference Between Bush And Obama’s Legacies in Iraq — Depicted In One Classic Cartoon

If a picture’s worth a thousand words…

Frank Camp  (May 24, 2015)
Campus Reform Asks Students: ‘Should John Boehner Resign Over His Role in Deflate-Gate?’

“They need to do a little more investigation.”

Lawrence Bonk  (May 24, 2015)
Porsche Owner Who Takes His Car into the Shop Notices Something a Little Off When He Gets It Back

It was just a small dent in the rear bumper…at first.

Katie LaPotin  (May 24, 2015)
Baltimore State Attorney’s Twitter Account Hacked…& Here Are the Bizarre Messages That Were Left

“I can only confirm that our Twitter account has been hacked and we are trying to rectify the situation…”

Chris Enloe  (May 24, 2015)
Hollywood Star Issues An Apology That’s Gone Viral, But Not For The Reason You Might Think

“I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is…”

Jed Smith  (May 24, 2015)
De Niro Tells Art Grads They’re Heading For ‘Lifetime of Rejection’…& Why That’s a Beautiful Thing

“…you made it…”