President Obama’s “DOTUS” (Dog of the United States) Bo has his own motorcade. That’s right, while the White House is shuttering its doors due to the sequester, the First Dog is riding around like Snoop Dogg.

Before sequestration, Bo might have taken a motorcade to his own castration. The pampered pooch had a personal part-time handler who made $102,000 a year, according to author Robert Keith Grey of “Presidential Perks Gone Royal.” In 2010, the well-catered canine even flew to the Obamas’ Maine vacation on a separate jet.

In Bo’s defense, he is a rare breed of pup — a Portuguese Water Dog worth $1600 and one of only 50,000 in North America. Reputed to be an excellent swimmer, he was a gift from the late Ted Kennedy and his wife Vicki.

While Bo is bouncing in limousine luxury, Obama has somehow found his way into the dog house with the mainstream media. Even ABC Snooze called out the administration for its antics during a piece on sixth graders protesting the White House tour closings.