The PC police’s goon squad are now even going after seven year old kids; that is, when they aren’t traumatizing them with imaginary “crises.” Being frightened by inanimate objects has never been dumber.

Fox News had the story of a seven-year old kid who was accosted by school bullies, who just happened to be overly sensitive school administrators:

A 7-year-old Maryland boy was suspended from school for two days for shaping a breakfast pastry into what his teacher thought looked like a gun, according to his father.

FoxBaltimore.com reports that Josh Welch, a second-grader at Park Elementary School in Baltimore, was eating a strawberry tart when he decided to shape it into a mountain.

“All I was trying to do was turn it into a mountain but, it didn’t look like a mountain really and it turned out to be a gun [kind of],” Josh told the station.

The kid was suspended for two days. Good job, libs, you saved the children from being exposed to the heinous act of a kid eating a misshapen breakfast food. Get a life.