Time for the Grand Old Party to get with the times. If you want to become the Grand New Party, you’re going to have to modernize your message and focus on what’s important — like debt, free speech, and gun control. And now’s a good time to go on a spending diet.
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Editor’s note: The opening jabs at the Republican Party were never meant to be taken literally. They were a metaphor for the GOP’s need to rebrand its image.