admin | On 08, Oct 2012

Of course, Snoop Dogg has his reasons for voting for President Obama this coming election.  Unfortunately, Mr. Dogg decided not to keep these reasons to himself, but instead, he felt the need to share them with the American people.  Here are Mr. Dogg’s top ten reasons on why we should not vote for Mitt Romney on November the 6^th(I do apologize, there’s a considerable amount of profanity and racial slurs, so much of this will be edited):

1. He a white n****.
2. This muthaf****’s name is Mitt.
3. B**** got a dancing horse.
4. He a ho.
5. He looks like he says “n*****” all the time.
6. This muthaf****’s name is Mitt.
7. He always interrupts and talks over people like he’s better than them. B**** I will beat the s*** out of you.
8. He’s a Mormon, but he ain’t got no hoes.
9. He reminds me of every boss I ever hated.
10. This muthaf****’s name is Mitt.

Clearly, Snoop Lion has decided to focus on the issues at hand… such as the fact that Mitt Romney is a Mormon who ‘ain’t got no hoes’.  Of course, if Ted Nugent decided to publish any one of these profane, racially charged, and even threatening talking points against President Obama, he would be sued by the ACLU and then investigated by the Secret Service.

But, what are Mr. Lion’s thoughts about voting for Barack Obama?

1. He a black n****.
2. He mad cool yo.
3. That n**** look like he can fight.
4. He wears a durag like me.
5. Michelle got a fat a**.
6. He’s BFFs with Jay-Z.
7. He’s hugged Beyonce before he sniffed her neck.
8. We use the same hair clippers.
9. He smokes Newports.
10. I seen that n**** hoop before and he got a jumper.

That was impressive analysis from the ‘Doggfather’ on Barack Obama’s ability to lead us all to peace and prosperity.  Mr. Dogg definitely sold me on the fact that ‘he mad cool yo.’

…all kidding aside.  This is yet another celebrity endorsement that Barack Obama never wanted.